Aha! i've found it! My blog! knew I'd left it somewhere but since i GAVE UP SMOKING and JOINED A GYM and was told I DON'T HAVE GLAUCOMA BUT DOLLOND AND AITCHISON HAVE CALIBRATION ISSUES I have been in a frenzy of busying myself being smug and fit.
So now that's over and I realise that actually smoking and drinking and all those things are in fact the things I really like and now I even bore myself with my inner chats about my inner thighs I feel the need to give the world an update on all things me.
1. I still have a job despite loafing about pointlessly most of the time in an attempt to be selected for the chop - yesirre I actually seem to be in more demand than ever.
2. My car, the big girly wussy pathetic girls aloud of the vehicular universe is my least favourite thing since just one snowflake renders it incapable of movement. I have dug it out no less than 9 times during the few days of snow while Ford ka's and little berlingo's whizzed past me. I think supermodels are less diva like and for this reason if global warming means an ice age I'm getting rid. Oh yes Audi, I mean it.
4. Mr PR was 50 a few weeks back and my wonderful weekend of surprises and thrills ended another 'feud' leaving me to conclude I should never ever ever bother to do nice things. Sorry!
5. i've got fatter since I joined the gym
6. no really, i am in fact heavier and bulkier than I used to be
7. Think Fatima Whitbread minus the javelin (and moustache thanks)
8. My eldest said ' he gets on my tits he really does' in front of everyone at the holiday club
9 My eldest was player of the week at rugby
10. My new fridge sucks it's smaller inside than the old one somehow
That's it really.
