I have been planing to write a diary or just a list about my baby's development, activity, etc since she was born almost 10 months ago, but I just don't have the time, she is always doing something... And it's true, I start to forget... more…
Thanks for reminding me how glad I am to be out of all that - bought back some happy memories though.
I once let go of an electronic powerpoint slide shifter thingy in mid-arm-wave and it flew through the air and clunked into the top of a set of lowered, but open, blinds.
The big knobs and cheeses all turned as one and loo more…
well done!
anyway, it's high time the company invested in a round table - far more inclusive.
could be a doughnut shape, and big boss could sit in the middle in a revolving chair.
would that make him feel BIG? more…
Perhaps the 'please don't take it out on reception' warning was aimed at the sprightly 78-yr-old sitting behind you who still can't get the hang of his Viagra dosage... more…
My encyclopaedic knowledge of the female species tells me that if its a bit of your body that you have never criticised, your eyes must indeed be quite special.
Still, on the bright side, Marty Feldman was a highly sought after character actor... more…
It's called 'Playing for Power' -a two hander about the acresses franchis league which support the suffragist movement. It's actually very funny - those ladies knew how to write a good bit of comedy/satire! Opens on Dec 9th in St Albans - wish me luck and yes will join the group! more…
It's not shameful to be relieved....I know where you are with that...if anyone should be ashamed it's the sodding vicar but they have celestial insurance don't they.. more…
Well I know where you're coming from. I lost both of mine by the time I was 29. And you know what? And this is shameful, it was relief. No more, one down, one to go? How weird is that? But I loved them both and miss them more than anything. Most of them at my Dad's were there for the drink, which is strange considering he was tee total? But more…
i could be introduced as the reknowned 3rd placer in the BCUK autumn writing competion and in my best Brian Blessed could tell everyone about how it was the wrong song choice, how the weeks been really tough for you, how you really owned that funeral service and how (despite the fact you have breathed your last) more…
nice of you to say so. if nothing else it wil dispell any rumours about me being a warm loving and kind hearted person and reveal me for the real cynic that i am (was)! Would you read it for me? Over a few days obviously...unless you can do that really fast voice that does the 'interest rates may go up or down' bit on radio ads.. more…
RayBan sunglasses are one of the leading brands in the high fashion eyewear market and by far the best-selling sunglass brand worldwide. From classic Ray-Ban Aviator sunglasses (think Tom Cruise in Top Gun) and Ray-Ban Wayfarers (Risky Business) to the more modern Ray-Ban Predator line (Men In Black) and polarized lens glasses, Ray-Ban sunglasses s more…
That will sate his pom-pom desires (well, I think technically speaking a fez has a single pom but as it dangles and hes a 6 yr old boy he will have hours of endless fun playing with it) as well as marking him out as a fervent supporter of his local team. more…
Ah bless him! If he wants pom poms so what? he's only six, bless his little heart. And even if he doesn't grow out of it and joins the ballet. Then guess what. Mr PR will just have to suck it up! hehe more…
An island - ooh or even a unit meant for the utility room sounds posh to me!! I had a half sister once, (we don't speak) She had lived abroad for several years and visited my humble little home. She looked around with disdain and said "my servants live in my garage, and it's bigger than your living room". Blimey I said. They live on the premise more…
Recent comments (30)
In response to: "Page boys and russell brand hair" 92 days old
by Johanna [Visitor]
I get my hair done very often and I have hairspray in it all the time. I use Propecia Finasteride in order to make sure my hair won't fall.
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In response to: "erm, is that normal?" 239 days old
by iyobo [Member]
I have been planing to write a diary or just a list about my baby's development, activity, etc since she was born almost 10 months ago, but I just don't have the time, she is always doing something... And it's true, I start to forget... more…
In response to: "The boardroom" 254 days old
by BeattyB [Member]
Thanks for reminding me how glad I am to be out of all that - bought back some happy memories though.
I once let go of an electronic powerpoint slide shifter thingy in mid-arm-wave and it flew through the air and clunked into the top of a set of lowered, but open, blinds.
The big knobs and cheeses all turned as one and loo more…
In response to: "The boardroom" 254 days old
by kevinwilson Pro
well done!
anyway, it's high time the company invested in a round table - far more inclusive.
could be a doughnut shape, and big boss could sit in the middle in a revolving chair.
would that make him feel BIG? more…
In response to: "Ever" 264 days old
by juliahames [Member]
yes please - a large drink please. x more…
In response to: "Ever" 264 days old
by kevinwilson Pro
oh hec.
there's nothing more to be said.
except, maybe, would you like a drink?!
x more…
In response to: "Danger fridge" 311 days old
by BeattyB [Member]
I know what you mean - my fridge has a water thingy as well.
Well, more of a water, hops and yeast thingy
http://ataleof2women.blog.co.uk/2008/11/14/my-fridge-5034042 more…
In response to: "New doctors" 315 days old
by BeattyB [Member]
Perhaps the 'please don't take it out on reception' warning was aimed at the sprightly 78-yr-old sitting behind you who still can't get the hang of his Viagra dosage... more…
In response to: "When parents are dangerous" 323 days old
by BeattyB [Member]
A new year playdate?
I don't think she's talking about the kids.
Get your coat - you've pulled (again!) more…
In response to: "When parents are dangerous" 323 days old
by juliahames [Member]
sadly she does - and is free to breed more depressed toddlers...xx more…
In response to: "When parents are dangerous" 323 days old
by Miza-T [Member]
Does that woman really exist??
You did well
xx more…
In response to: "Just when" 354 days old
by BeattyB [Member]
My encyclopaedic knowledge of the female species tells me that if its a bit of your body that you have never criticised, your eyes must indeed be quite special.
Still, on the bright side, Marty Feldman was a highly sought after character actor... more…
In response to: "Just when" 355 days old
by juliahames [Member]
It's called 'Playing for Power' -a two hander about the acresses franchis league which support the suffragist movement. It's actually very funny - those ladies knew how to write a good bit of comedy/satire! Opens on Dec 9th in St Albans - wish me luck and yes will join the group! more…
In response to: "Just when" 355 days old
by kevinwilson Pro
oh, that must be so worrying for you - i'm sorry.
i'm sure they can control it, though i don't suppose that's much consolation...
what play are you in, and i hereby invite you to join
'thestage' - a group i set up recently... more…
In response to: "It's a sad fact" 368 days old
by juliahames [Member]
It's not shameful to be relieved....I know where you are with that...if anyone should be ashamed it's the sodding vicar but they have celestial insurance don't they.. more…
In response to: "It's a sad fact" 369 days old
by Zappy5971 [Member]
Well I know where you're coming from. I lost both of mine by the time I was 29. And you know what? And this is shameful, it was relief. No more, one down, one to go? How weird is that? But I loved them both and miss them more than anything. Most of them at my Dad's were there for the drink, which is strange considering he was tee total? But more…
In response to: "It's a sad fact" 369 days old
by BeattyB [Member]
it would be a privelige
i could be introduced as the reknowned 3rd placer in the BCUK autumn writing competion and in my best Brian Blessed could tell everyone about how it was the wrong song choice, how the weeks been really tough for you, how you really owned that funeral service and how (despite the fact you have breathed your last) more…
In response to: "It's a sad fact" 369 days old
by juliahames [Member]
nice of you to say so. if nothing else it wil dispell any rumours about me being a warm loving and kind hearted person and reveal me for the real cynic that i am (was)! Would you read it for me? Over a few days obviously...unless you can do that really fast voice that does the 'interest rates may go up or down' bit on radio ads.. more…
In response to: "It's a sad fact" 369 days old
by BeattyB [Member]
saves time
saves effort
and will give everyone a bloody good laugh more…
In response to: "It's a sad fact" 369 days old
by juliahames [Member]
ah yes! Good thinking! more…
In response to: "It's a sad fact" 369 days old
by BeattyB [Member]
...the blog will be your eulogy surely more…
In response to: "Sleb psychologists and me" 390 days old
by BeattyB [Member]
..proves the old adage that a big gob should only be used for the consumption of wagon-wheels and quarter pounders. more…
In response to: "Sleb psychologists and me" 390 days old
by la_spice [Member]
Excellent! well done :) more…
In response to: "Pumpkin outifts and dictaphones" 394 days old
by BeattyB [Member]
menopausal flushes and barren?
are you by any chance a WW1 german fighter pilot? more…
In response to: "Pumpkin outifts and dictaphones" 394 days old
by kevinwilson Pro
sorry, i appear to have missed something.
what script are you learning??
xx more…
In response to: "breaking up is easy to do" 397 days old
by hazelluis [Visitor]
RayBan sunglasses are one of the leading brands in the high fashion eyewear market and by far the best-selling sunglass brand worldwide. From classic Ray-Ban Aviator sunglasses (think Tom Cruise in Top Gun) and Ray-Ban Wayfarers (Risky Business) to the more modern Ray-Ban Predator line (Men In Black) and polarized lens glasses, Ray-Ban sunglasses s more…
In response to: "Island and cheerleading" 405 days old
by kevinwilson Pro
mister pr needs to get over it.
he's overdoing the butch male bit, i think.
perhaps he's jealous of charlie?!
xx more…
In response to: "Island and cheerleading" 405 days old
by BeattyB [Member]
The solution is simple.
Buy him a fez.
That will sate his pom-pom desires (well, I think technically speaking a fez has a single pom but as it dangles and hes a 6 yr old boy he will have hours of endless fun playing with it) as well as marking him out as a fervent supporter of his local team. more…
In response to: "Island and cheerleading" 405 days old
by Zappy5971 [Member]
Ah bless him! If he wants pom poms so what? he's only six, bless his little heart. And even if he doesn't grow out of it and joins the ballet. Then guess what. Mr PR will just have to suck it up! hehe more…
In response to: "The mystery island and spongebob" 407 days old
by Zappy5971 [Member]
An island - ooh or even a unit meant for the utility room sounds posh to me!! I had a half sister once, (we don't speak) She had lived abroad for several years and visited my humble little home. She looked around with disdain and said "my servants live in my garage, and it's bigger than your living room". Blimey I said. They live on the premise more…