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In response to:Page boys and russell brand hair

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 16:31:16 +0200

I get my hair done very often and I have hairspray in it all the time. I use Propecia Finasteride in order to make sure my hair won't fall.

In response to:erm, is that normal?

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 01:36:21 +0100

I have been planing to write a diary or just a list about my baby's development, activity, etc since she was born almost 10 months ago, but I just don't have the time, she is always doing something... And it's true, I start to forget...

In response to:The boardroom

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:37:19 +0100

Thanks for reminding me how glad I am to be out of all that - bought back some happy memories though.

I once let go of an electronic powerpoint slide shifter thingy in mid-arm-wave and it flew through the air and clunked into the top of a set of lowered, but open, blinds.

The big knobs and cheeses all turned as one and looked on as it clicked-clacked its way through each slat of expensive Italian Beech, dislodging on its way down years and years of carefully accumulated dust.

As the dusty particles came billowing into the room, the wintery late afternoon sun still filtering in made it look like some mad Italian (not difficult to imagine as the room was packed to the rafters with them at the time) had released a chemical attack on us. Happy days!

In response to:The boardroom

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:48:03 +0100

well done!
anyway, it's high time the company invested in a round table - far more inclusive.
could be a doughnut shape, and big boss could sit in the middle in a revolving chair.
would that make him feel BIG?

In response to:Ever

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 12:05:14 +0100

yes please - a large drink please. x

In response to:Ever

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:34:05 +0100

oh hec.
there's nothing more to be said.
except, maybe, would you like a drink?!

x

In response to:Danger fridge

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:26:12 +0100

I know what you mean - my fridge has a water thingy as well.

Well, more of a water, hops and yeast thingy

http://ataleof2women.blog.co.uk/2008/11/14/my-fridge-5034042

In response to:New doctors

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:49:10 +0100

Perhaps the 'please don't take it out on reception' warning was aimed at the sprightly 78-yr-old sitting behind you who still can't get the hang of his Viagra dosage...

In response to:When parents are dangerous

Wed, 24 Dec 2008 10:27:30 +0100

A new year playdate?

I don't think she's talking about the kids.

Get your coat - you've pulled (again!)

In response to:When parents are dangerous

Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:54:03 +0100

sadly she does - and is free to breed more depressed toddlers...xx

In response to:When parents are dangerous

Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:36:38 +0100

Does that woman really exist??
You did well

xx

In response to:Just when

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:01:44 +0100

My encyclopaedic knowledge of the female species tells me that if its a bit of your body that you have never criticised, your eyes must indeed be quite special.

Still, on the bright side, Marty Feldman was a highly sought after character actor...

In response to:Just when

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 11:00:15 +0100

It's called 'Playing for Power' -a two hander about the acresses franchis league which support the suffragist movement. It's actually very funny - those ladies knew how to write a good bit of comedy/satire! Opens on Dec 9th in St Albans - wish me luck and yes will join the group!

In response to:Just when

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:03:54 +0100

oh, that must be so worrying for you - i'm sorry.
i'm sure they can control it, though i don't suppose that's much consolation...

what play are you in, and i hereby invite you to join
'thestage' - a group i set up recently...

In response to:It's a sad fact

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:56:05 +0100

It's not shameful to be relieved....I know where you are with that...if anyone should be ashamed it's the sodding vicar but they have celestial insurance don't they..

In response to:It's a sad fact

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:12:37 +0100

Well I know where you're coming from. I lost both of mine by the time I was 29. And you know what? And this is shameful, it was relief. No more, one down, one to go? How weird is that? But I loved them both and miss them more than anything. Most of them at my Dad's were there for the drink, which is strange considering he was tee total? But they gave him a good send off, even though the Vicar forgot his notes and couldn't remember his name. Ooooooooooh just remembered that and it makes me MAD... Must be time for bed then?

In response to:It's a sad fact

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:45:39 +0100

it would be a privelige

i could be introduced as the reknowned 3rd placer in the BCUK autumn writing competion and in my best Brian Blessed could tell everyone about how it was the wrong song choice, how the weeks been really tough for you, how you really owned that funeral service and how (despite the fact you have breathed your last) you really dont realise how good you are

In response to:It's a sad fact

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:41:53 +0100

nice of you to say so. if nothing else it wil dispell any rumours about me being a warm loving and kind hearted person and reveal me for the real cynic that i am (was)! Would you read it for me? Over a few days obviously...unless you can do that really fast voice that does the 'interest rates may go up or down' bit on radio ads..

In response to:It's a sad fact

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:34:01 +0100

saves time

saves effort

and will give everyone a bloody good laugh

In response to:It's a sad fact

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:29:38 +0100

ah yes! Good thinking!

In response to:It's a sad fact

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:25:21 +0100

...the blog will be your eulogy surely

In response to:Sleb psychologists and me

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:54:47 +0200

..proves the old adage that a big gob should only be used for the consumption of wagon-wheels and quarter pounders.

In response to:Sleb psychologists and me

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:24:00 +0200

Excellent! well done :)

In response to:Pumpkin outifts and dictaphones

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:05:16 +0200

menopausal flushes and barren?

are you by any chance a WW1 german fighter pilot?

In response to:Pumpkin outifts and dictaphones

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:55:10 +0200

sorry, i appear to have missed something.
what script are you learning??

xx

In response to:breaking up is easy to do

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:57:01 +0200

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In response to:Island and cheerleading

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:02:59 +0200

mister pr needs to get over it.
he's overdoing the butch male bit, i think.
perhaps he's jealous of charlie?!

xx

In response to:Island and cheerleading

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:18:11 +0200

The solution is simple.

Buy him a fez.

That will sate his pom-pom desires (well, I think technically speaking a fez has a single pom but as it dangles and hes a 6 yr old boy he will have hours of endless fun playing with it) as well as marking him out as a fervent supporter of his local team.

In response to:Island and cheerleading

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:50:46 +0200

Ah bless him! If he wants pom poms so what? he's only six, bless his little heart. And even if he doesn't grow out of it and joins the ballet. Then guess what. Mr PR will just have to suck it up! hehe

In response to:The mystery island and spongebob

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:34:35 +0200

An island - ooh or even a unit meant for the utility room sounds posh to me!! I had a half sister once, (we don't speak) She had lived abroad for several years and visited my humble little home. She looked around with disdain and said "my servants live in my garage, and it's bigger than your living room". Blimey I said. They live on the premises? Yes, she said, it's not ideal. Well it wouldn't be said I. You haven't smiled since 1972. As I said we don't speak. hehehe.